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La Bia are carne

Ionut Puiu — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:34:17 +0000

Nu am intrat niciodata inauntru, dar puteti merge voi sa verificati daca La Bia are ciuperci? Magazinul e pe Strada Sebastian, foarte aproape de parc.

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Ba, unde sunt paduchii de alta data?

Ionut Puiu — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 14:03:03 +0000

Geniala idee, iar tipul care a creat acest grup e exponentul acelei generatii. Ma intreb cum de si-a amintit de problema lui din copilarie? Pentru cei interesati – Join here

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What would you do in this situation?

Ionut Puiu — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:36:34 +0000

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I knew a girl that was so stupid that…

Ionut Puiu — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:55:10 +0000

1. She called me to get my phone number.
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said ‘concentrate.’
3. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
5. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. She tried to drown a fish.
7. She thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. She tripped over a cordless phone.
10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
12. She studied for a blood test.
13. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
15. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
16. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said ‘Airport Left’ she turned around and went home

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Rupti de realitate

Ionut Puiu — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 08:28:53 +0000

Fiul unui parlamentar învăța la Caragiale. Întrebându-l parinții cum se simte, le-a răspuns că în general bine, dar se jenează un pic când el vine cu un Porsche la școala, iar profesorul lui coboară din tramvai. Peste câteva zile găsește pe scaunul mașinii un cec de 1 milion de euro și mesajul:

“Nu ne face numele de rușine! Cumpără-ți și tu un tramvai!…”

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